WHY DID THE BIRD GET THAT FOR CHRISTMAS?!?
All pets are NOT created equal! Look at me I'm a bird, I stay and crap in a cage all day, nah! I have to listen to his bird squawking all day long........Squawk this, Squawk that, whistle whistle whistle! Now for Christmas he got a talking mirror. Oh yeah! A real nice one to! It is programed to anything you want to teach him to say. He really is retarded you know, i was at least born talking. Duh! So Mom and Dad programmed his gorgeous mirror, that he doesn't deserve, to say things like "I'm cute" and other outrageous things that are nothing but lies so that he can say it! That's crap. Crap I tell you. I WANT A MIRROR! I'M WORTH LOOKING AT MYSELF ALL DAY LONG! How am I going to get it in everyone's mind? Instead when I climb on the chair next to the moron to try and look at myself I get in trouble for it. OK deep breath, calm down, think happy thoughts.....breath in, breath out, calm down I'm beautiful, breath in......................AAAGGGHHHH! I'm still mad about it. Breath in, breath out, I'm beautiful...........(when that bird goes to sleep I'm totally looking at myself in his mirror)...deep breath.........................
Love Looking at Me,
Nellie Bellie Baby D
LLMD
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Peanut Butter Jelly
Family Guy "Peanut.....HAHAHAHA!
My Mom was making sandwiches for my sisters and they were looking pretty good to me. Table is set. OH, they didn't' sit. Walking away.....still walking.....upstairs....around the corner....OK! Wow. Ugh oh! My mouth is stuck. They eat glue? I can't move my mouth. They are coming back. What am I going to do. OK just sit like nothing is wrong. Don't look obvious. I'M DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY.......MG! Um..........I can only shake my head. Shaking no to my Mom! Not good she already knows what just happened. Don't laugh at me! What's so funny here. OOPS.....don't worry I'm OK, stop laughing, like no one else has ever slipped in their own pond of slobber before!
Sister singing and dancing at my expense to the Family Guy song when Brian sings: "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
If you don't know this song, look it up yourself!
Still licking,
Nellie Bellie Baby D
LLMD
My Mom was making sandwiches for my sisters and they were looking pretty good to me. Table is set. OH, they didn't' sit. Walking away.....still walking.....upstairs....around the corner....OK! Wow. Ugh oh! My mouth is stuck. They eat glue? I can't move my mouth. They are coming back. What am I going to do. OK just sit like nothing is wrong. Don't look obvious. I'M DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY.......MG! Um..........I can only shake my head. Shaking no to my Mom! Not good she already knows what just happened. Don't laugh at me! What's so funny here. OOPS.....don't worry I'm OK, stop laughing, like no one else has ever slipped in their own pond of slobber before!
Sister singing and dancing at my expense to the Family Guy song when Brian sings: "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
If you don't know this song, look it up yourself!
Still licking,
Nellie Bellie Baby D
LLMD
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